Squirrel sock
the art of inserting your p-n-s into a dead squirrel and then proceeding to rub it’s sides rhythmically or m-st-rb-t- as if you were having a ‘posh w-nk’ untill you eventually -j-c-l-t- and your s-m-n dribbles out of it’s -ss hole.
p.s. it may also help to break the squirrels neck if you, unlike bare hench mase, have a large p-n-s…
yesterday i perormed a squirrel sock over milfo stockes and then cried because im lonely…
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noun. squirrel puke. vomit from a squirrel’s digestive track. “hmmm. this is an unknown paste to me. is this..? by the heavens! could it be? children! come down! quick!” “daddy, what is it?” “my, child. that is squke” “huh?” “squke, marielle. ’tis what will feed us for the winter! we’ve food for winter, my child!”
- Squorg
an adjective, generally used to describe an obese, ugly, n-gg-r; preferably female. “hey jon want to go to mcdonalds?” “no the f-cking squorgs are always hanging out there.” —– “dude, did you see shaniqua?” “bro, such a f-ckin’ squorg.”
- srong
meaning “what is wrong?” or “what’s wrong?” when said aloud sounds like you said one of those. her: 🙁 him: srong? her: my aunt flo is here… him: oh..is she a b-tch? her: once a month
- SSOT- Secret Society of Teachers
a society of teachers planning, either for making students miserable or taking over a school. most ssot are formed with school knowledge and have the princ-p-l as the leader or head. the ssot- secret society of teachers created the sols to make students suffer.
- Stabbed by a blunt instrument
refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation. john: my cousin theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument. rose: ha? what are ya on about? john: aye, she’s got a bun in the oven. rose: oh right. the stupid b-tch! john: aye..