Squirrel Turds
chocolate covered peanuts. consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. excellent when mixed with pelican poo pellets and stirred into a trashcan of orvilles. great grindage for the munchies when you’re chinese-eyed. not to be confused with gerbil t-rds, although they are easily interchangable.
yo, dude! gimme two dollars! i gotta go drain the main vein an’ getta box of squirrel t-rds from the snack shack, you wan’ anything?
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