Squirreling
the act of attempting to fit as many nuts (t-st-cl-s) in your mouth as possible during a gang bang.
this girl was squirreling us when i came.
to go out looking for your nut, and getting your nut from a female preferably.
last night me and tom went squirreling but couldn’t find any females.
1. referring to a sudden distraction (an a.d.d. lapse in time) mid thought, while another is talking, or when trying to accomplish any task.
(definition is in reference to the movie up when the evil dogs would stop mid sentence thinking they saw a squirrel)
example 1: “stop squirreling on me bro.”
example 2: “quit squirreling on me every 2 seconds, i’m trying to give you directions.”
note: there was a lot of squirreling while trying to define this word.
when during the act of s-xual intercourse, the man places his t-st-cl-s into the woman’s -n-s, thus “squirreling” his nuts away for the winter.
“oh man, i was totally squirreling your mom last night!”
to stock up on drinks before the end of happy hour or last call
natalie started squirreling when she heard 2 for 1 drinks were about to end.
when two straight men take their pants off and tickle each-others nuts and the first one to get wood loses.
“i am the squirreling champion!” – jeremiah
or
“wes and jeremiah, stop squirreling! it’s really not cool.”
disrupting a casual drive with an abrupt press to the break, causing all p-ssengers to shoot forward. the driver yells squirrel throughout the process, forging to have almost killed an innocent creature.
“yoo how can i scare my friends?” “it’s easy, try squirreling! it will scare the sh-t out of them!”
pr-nounced squirrel-ing, it is the act of a man and a women having s-x in a tree.
man: hey do you think that tree would be good for squirreling?
woman: yea babe i love having s-x in trees.
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