squirrel’s got a nose bleed
slang for a womans period, time of the month, got the painters in, on the rag etc…………….
bloke: i’m feelin’ really h-rny, why don’t you slink your way over here and slide your hot fufu up & down on my rod of love?
bird: would love to give the fufu a workout, but i can’t. squirrel’s got a nose bleed.
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