Squirtilingus
performing c-nn-l-ng-s on a woman…while she’s squirting.
at first he was hesitant, but then he realized squirtilingus was like savoring cold water surging from a garden hose on a hot summer day.
#s-x #oral #c-nn-l-ng-s #going down
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