squirting

when a woman has an -rg-sm with female -j-c-l-t-. also used when pushing sp-nk out of p-ssy or -ss.
the gaping woman squirted all the c-m aut of her -ss into the face of an icebear. icebears dont like that. dolphins however, like it. a lot.
some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quant-ties of female lovejuice during s-x.the wh-r-s love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.
“she was a real squirting queen!never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bl–dy dry!!”
splash of fluid from a woman’s v-g-n- area. few women have squirted.
m: whoa, did you pee or squirt?

m: do you enjoy squirting?
f: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. i love your ‘palm job technique.’ my friends need to google it.
when a female has been masturbating or having s-x, she feels like she needs to pee. this is called an -rg-sm. the female pushes like she needs to pee and a clear,odourless liquid squirts out of her v-g-n-. this is known as squirting. not all girls can do it, so your lucky if you can!
as she carried on fingering her p-ssy and rubbing her cl-t, she felt the need to pee. she knew she was close and keep going. suddenly she stopped, a hot wet clear liquid squirting out of her p-ssy as she did. her juices going everywhere. she regretted not putting some towels down as her bed is now soaked.
squirting, that thing my ex-girlfriend did in the form of a giant pillar which shot into the air and crashed down upon both of us shortly before our relationship came to an end.
make sure you close your eyes and your mouth when you see i giant pillar of female -j-c-l-t- called squirting rise into the air and fall toward you.
when a person or persons are too trashed to argue, they will use a water gun (normally used on misbehaving cats) to settle arguments.
“b-tch was so drunk she was squirting me with her cat gun.”
the act of enjoying the cold delicious soft drink squirt.
did you see those girls squirting in there? i wonder if they have any more of those?

my girlfriend was totally squirting last night. she said she was giving up soda for lent, but i guess not.

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