Squirting Cucumber


it’s a c-ck, one that squirts a particulately large amount of s-m-n as soon as it is ready to, burst much like the squirting cuc-mber of europe that when the seeds are ready to germinate the squirt a white mucous-like substance, thusly you have learned something true and a new slang word
you: yo, mike you see that chick last night?

mike: yeah she totally wanted some of this squirting cuc-mber all over her face

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