Squirty Penguin Poops
a more discreet way of indicating that you have diarrhea (especially if you refer to it by the acronym spp).
kid: i can’t go to school today mom… i’ve got squirty penguin p–ps.
mother: you’ve got what?
kid: you know… spp.
mother: oh. ok. you can find the pepto bismol in the bathroom cabinet.
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