squishy jam
the act of s-xual intercourse with a flaccid p-n-s. squishy jamming is often very embarr-ssing and extremely frustrating. a not uncommon side effect of heavy alcohol abuse.
melissa and pat are always making embarr-ssing peanut b-tter and squishy jam sandwiches.
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