Squishy Jimmy
a condom that has been shat in. a squishy jimmy then gets put on the d-ck like a normal condom, and is used for whatever the h-ll the person wants.
(derived from the term “jimmy” meaning condom)
tommy just ate a bean burrito. he has to take a m-ssive sh-t but he’s in the middle of having s-x, so he sh-ts in the condom and creates a squishy jimmy. tommy then f-cks his girlfriend while the sh-t is squishing all over his d-ck
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