squishy turtle
a girls vag
guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
Read Also:
- Sretan rođendan!
croatian for “happy birthday!” sretan rođendan!
- Lesbismex
a combination of the two words lesbian and smex (also known as s-x). lesbismex is s-x between two women. she’s into lesbismex.
- hiding sausages
when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a sl-t, in that they are good at hiding sausages (c-cks) somewhere inside. tis’ a good payout for someones mum. peter’s mum is good at hiding sausages
- Higher than a kite
(adjectival phrase) the state many would-be lexicographers find themselves in when they decide to try their hand at writing urabn dictionary defintions. let’s get higher than a kite and submit some entries for urban dictionary.
- lesbingers
a lesbian swinger. the lesbian couple was jealous of johnny manziel’s gwinger relationship, so they decided to partner swap and everyone called them lesbingers.