squitters
slang from south west england, a squitter is a thoroughly nasty, smelly, disgusting squirt of liquid or semi-liquid faecal matter. usually used as a plural, the squitters is an attack of diarrhoea brought on usually by overindulgence in alcoholic refreshment. using squitter in the singular form means a single squirt of repulsive, stinking, watery sh-t and by extension a repulsive, stinking, watery sh-t of a person. in both cases the best thing to do is flush the toilet with plenty of disinfectant.
“malcolm, you’re nothing but a two-faced squitter!”
sputtery, disgusting type of cr-p where you blow your hole out. the toilet is then filled with bits, often requiring a double-flush. can also be used as verb.
i had the squitters after eating that prune pie.
last night i had 6 hotdogs, a bag of doritos and a 12-pack of natty light. this morning i squittered my brains out for two hours.
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