Squizurp
squeezing a b–b without expectation of the woman.
“hey” – john
“hey” – samantha
-john squeezes sam’s breast-
“i just got squizurped” – sam
the act of grasping a woman’s b–b without her expecting it.
dude you got to go squizurp that b-tch, her t-ts are perfect.
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