squneeze


the process of crossing your legs and squeezing whilst sneezing to avoid peeing yourself. a common problem found among women who have given birth and/or reached a certain age.
valerie tried valiantly to squneeze un-btrusively, in hopes of keeping a little of her dignity.

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