squoze
past tense of squeezing, to have already drained an object before being asked ( in any situation )
friend 1 – “so what all did you put in that smoothie bro?”
friend 2 – ” man you know a couple of strawberries, some apple juice, some mango, peaches, and blackberries,, oh and i squoze a lime in there….”
karl pilkington’s way of describing how ricky gervais squeezed his head
karl pilkington definiton of squoze ‘he gets me head and puts one hand on the front of it and the other behind it and he just sort of swizzels it’
the wrong way to say squeeze for like past tense
“i squoze so hard i stopped ur heart from beating”
pastense of squeeze.
appeared in poems by e.j brady (1869-1952). first appeared in his publishd works t-tled “the ways of many waters” in 1909.
from his text “i kissed her for her mother, i gev’er one, two, three, i squoze her for her brother”
can be found at the university of sydney library web-site
the coolest way to show that the word squeezed is lame.
i squoze some fresh oranges and made a bunch of juice this morning!
the past tence of squeeze
last night she walked up to him and squoze all the air out of him.
the correct past tense of the word squeeze.
ricky said he doesnt like his head squoze, like its marmite or something
the correct past tense of squeeze
you just squoze that out of me!
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