Sri Lankan Stinkbug


where a man takes his partner for a upmarket three course sri lankan meal, pays for her like a gentlemen whilst removing his pants and proceeding to wrap a cuc-mber in aluminium foil before shoving it in his -n-s and then farting, thus blowing the aluminium foil covered cuc-mber into the women’s eye.
serbio: i was really h-rny after watching slumdog millionaire last night,
marcus: same. where did you go after you left my apartment?
serbio: i took martha out for dinner and gave her a sri lankan stinkbug.
marcus: i am never speaking to you again.

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