ssa

still s-xually active
the 76 year old patient is complaining of pain during intercourse. she is ssa.
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subject says all. used in an e-mail to indicate that the subject line is actually the entire message.
ssa is convenient for short messages like “call me.” write what you need to say in the subject, and make the e-mail itself just say ssa.
stupid, stupid -sshole. the redundancy of the word “stupid” is critical as the phrase was coined by a complete and utter loser (ssa, if you will) while trying to articulate the names his wife called him. i quote: “she calls me stupid, stupid and sometimes even -sshole!” ssa’s are typically oblivious to their imbecilic rants, but everyone around them is well aware of their chronic, idiotic existence.
my ex is a middle-aged, perpetually unemployed, chain-smoking alcoholic. what an ssa!
stupid single and s-ssy

a girl must obtain all 3 of these qualities before she is considered a ssas masta. being a ssas masta is a great honor to uphold and you must uphold it with pride. this honor is not given out to just anyone, the girls friends must second her opinion on being rewarding with this honor. a ssas masta, otherwise pr-nounced s-ss master, must be the stupid-ess of the stupid, the single-ess of the singles and the s-ssy-ess of the s-ssy of all her friends. the ssas masta award receiver must accept the award without any complaint because clearly her friends think she sis something worthy enough to receive this honor.
girl 1: hey did you see that single girl being really s-ssy to that worker and asking really stupid questions?
girl 2: ya she is definitely a ssas masta.
girl 1: ya we should totally give her the ssas awward.
safe s-x always

acronym used to express that the hook up host practices safe s-x always. so expect to wear a condom, even for hand to genital stimulation.
ad or response to a personals ad

wm 24 looking to play with other hot guy. hiv neg ssa more top than bottom, live dwntown and can host.
standard school attire ((uniform)) usually consisting of a polo and dress pants.
“mann this new ssa sucks d-ck, f-ck the system”
an ssog that is the center of the party and has almost completed her kiss list.
rather than yelling at april for marking every guy at the party, kenzie congratulated ssa.
an acronym that stands for superspecialawesome.
“man, littlekuriboh’s work is ssa”
“have you seen yu-gi-oh! the abridged series? it’s ssa.”
“themodernhyrulian is ssa.”