ssff
acronym for “super sl-t, f-ck face”, abbreviated with the phrase “double s, double f.” used to describe a girl/woman/female senior citizen who epitomizes the culture of s-x, drugs (often enough) and rock and rock. you can typically find these subjects partying hard at local clubs and bars. ssff’s can be externally id’d by the cliche j-panese insignias tattooed on their exposed lower backs (tramp stamps), a gross lack of already promiscuous looking clothing and their excessive use of brightly covered makeup. if approached by a ssff, don’t be surprised if you feel like you are being picked up. chances are that unless you’re a bro-douche, the ssff is only trying to harmlessly flirt with you. just be sure that the makeup doesn’t rub off and make you look like you belong in a more questionable environment
dude. that group of guys over there had one super hot ssff with them. she must like to party hard
hey bro, when i surfing this morning, i saw a group of ssff’s tanning…topless… i almost had an embarr-ssing moment as i walked by until i saw the tears of sweaty makeup flowing down their faces
wud up brohan solo, dude, i went to this party and got picked up by a 50 year old ssff from arizona. d-mn, i wish i hadn’t double fisted all of those 40’s
ssff is an acronym standing for: southern style face f-ckin. this was introduced to me through a friend from the deep south that migrated northward to chicago for work. within the act of receiving f-ll-t– the receiver would grab onto the giver of f-ll-t–‘s ears(love handles) and thrust forcefully back and forth until -j-c-l-t–n occurs and while belting out a ballyho(yaaaa hooo).
ssff f-ll-t– love handles john asked todd what he was doing this weekend? he said: well johnny boy i’m bringing up one of my gals and i’m fixin to get me some ssff!
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