St. Cletus
the home of the cardinals. noteworthy graduates include but are not limited to: ted bruce, tom brady, michael jordan, ghandi, buddha, and jesus christ. st. cletus annually takes a sh-t on lesser catholic schools in the area such as st. isaac jokes, st. john’s, and st. francis. although they have less students than these other schools they still kick their -sses in football except those st. john’s p-ss-es who are too afraid to even have a football team.
st. john’s kid: why am i such a little b-tch?
other st. john’s kid: probably because st. cletus would never admit a loser like me
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