St Helens
a sh-t hole, never go there or you will get syphilis.
“st.helens is a sh-t hole”
the best team in the superleague, n-body can beat st helens!!
st helens just won the powergen cup final, a score of 42-12. next stop: the superleage grand final! come on you saints!!
st.helens may be one of the biggest sh-t holes in england holding the highest, incest, stabbing, murder rate, but ask yourselves wot is your towns claim 2 fame. at least our gl-ss has the cl-ss and our rugby team is one of the best eva. you wish you lived here. you havent lived unless youve bin st.helens.
st helens are winners of super league and powergen cup and league leaders 2006
a small town in the north-west of england. formerly part of the county of lancashire, st helens is now unfortunately part of merseyside, although remains a quality town. st helens is heavily criticised by their neighbouring city of liverpool who remain bitter and obnoxious and only love their own people. although st helens is small, there is plenty to do and this attracts people from all over the north-west and further for the excuisite cuisine, quality nightlife and superb shopping. st helens happens to be the capital of the world for gl-ss-making, aswell as the home of arguably the best rugby league team in the world, st helens rlfc. although many (widnesians, warringtons and wiganers) are quick to make negative comments about st helens, they must ask themselves what their towns are good for; nothing. they all want to live in st helens; the home of cl-ss.
scouser1: “f-cken hate st helens me lird!”
scouser2: “ahh yeah me to mateee!”
scouser1: “f-cken wools! doin’ anyt’n tonight mate?”
scouser2: “goin st helens mate.”
scouser1: “yeah me too mate.”
not a small town at all. it has a population of just under 200,000. but the other entries about it being a sh-t-hole are right.
st helens
a small town in the north west, which has an consistant increase of chavs in the population. these sc-m tend to go schools like cowley and de la salle, and love to wear cheap jewelery from argos, such as sovereigns and silver chains. st helens is also the second worst place in the uk for underage pregnancies. almost everyoe is related too, other than christopher moorst. there many celebrities at st helens, such as johnny wellyman and joey bogroll.
“i hate that small town st helens, it is full of b-llb-g chavs.”
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