St.Johns. Portland Oregon
a small town founded in 1865 with a population of 11346 people. also known as
the mecca, pre’s dream town, and
birthplace of jesse. portland is by far the most beautiful place in the entirety of the world. it is a green, fresh, astounding wonderland, and indubitably fit for royalty. runners run easy 10 miles in the morning and an easier 12 in the evening. children comfortably walk st. johns long perfectly constructed sidewalks to school singing lullaby’s written by queen and eye of the tiger in unison. attractive cafeteria ladies only serve the best food and free health care is unheard of. there are safeway’s and fredmeyer’s grocery food chains everywhere. mcdonald’s is the most hated restaurant in town and dairy queen is queen. the sh-ll gas station effortlessly took arco out of business and one brilliant day out of the paramount midst of the st. johns bridge, jesse will confidently walk tall firmly grasping an olympic gold medal won in london through the 1500 meter run; on his way to seven eleven to buy a pack of peanut b-tter cookies and a cold bottle of chocolate malt cookies and cream muscle milk. =]
i ran a sub four minute mile in st.johns. portland oregon
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