St. John’s surprise


to refuse to pay a wh-r- after she has provided you with her services. this is a common practice at st. john’s university.
i owed the b-tch my last $5 but i decided i’d rather spend it on a couple of jr. bacon cheeseburgers so i jumped out the window and gave her the old st. john’s surprise.

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