St. Louis Slingshot
masturbating and pulling back the p-n-s while tea-bagging your partner. then as you -rg-sm you let your p-n-s flop down striking the person in the face and spreading goo all over.
whilst a young lady is enjoying a teabag session. the courteous male would hold his phalice out of the way so he can see her pretty smile. he continues to m-st-rb-t- until -rg-sm and as he reaches his climax, he lets go of his p-n-s slapping the young l-ss right in the eye delivering a perfect st. louis slingshot. ooooh, that’s gonna leave a mark. welcome to st. louis.
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