st robs

a secondary school located in thornhill, ontario, canada. the students are divided into two: ib asians, and non-ib kids. neither party acknowledges or talks to the other. mostly full of upper-middle cl-ss asians whose parents won’t buy them cars. the five student cars in the parking lot, however, are honda civics. the non-asian part of the population(one third) are suburban kids who know at the back of their minds that they aren’t worth sh-t because they go to st robs, and are bubbleheaded as f-ck. this school is located in b-mf-ck nowhere and has a high rate of students wearing non-uniform sweaters to feel bad-ss. these kids have sold their soul to math textbooks, and most of them want to migrate to thornlea ss or stl when in reality they can’t last a day outside the periffs of the inst-tute. on a positive note, these pupils are very welcoming if you are a new student(due to it being boring as f-ck).
omg i go to st robs and all i’m going to talk about for the rest of the day is what is being served in the cafeteria, the quiz i had last period that i “failed”, and that there are so many asians at this school even though i can’t do sh-t about it and all i do all day is f-cking complain and gossip about my teachers because i live in a f-cken bubble that’s inside another f-cken bubble!!!
to strob – the act of a girl furiously rubbing her cl-toris. mostly used when having to rush, for fear of being caught. can result in cl-toral friction burn!

adj – strobbing
paul: whered you get to?

james: louise was gagging for it, so we went upstairs and i strobbed her off