St Tropez Commando
a girl who can be spotted on a night out, wearing fake tan so unevenly applied and streaked that the pattern it creates resembles the camouflage worn by the british army. this phenomenon usually appears on the legs, but can occasionally be all over.
“were there any fit birds in jumpin’ jaks last night?”
“nah, just the usual bunch of st tropez commandos”
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