Stabbed by a blunt instrument
refers to the act in which the male reproductive organ enters the female reproductive tract as a result of copulation.
john: my cousin theresa got stabbed by a blunt instrument.
rose: ha? what are ya on about?
john: aye, she’s got a bun in the oven.
rose: oh right. the stupid b-tch!
john: aye..
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