stabbing the cat
w-nking. from the motion of stabbing an invisible cat on ones lap.
that guy never comes out anymore, hes always stabbing the cat!
a really cool way to say jacking off
also somethng you can say in front of your parents becuase they won’t get it.
“dude that guy is f-cking stabbing the cat in the mall!!!”
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