stach


short for statutory rapist
-pat:”hey wanna go check out the highschool girls volleyball game today”
julian:”f-ckin stach”

-juans tryin to get at ryans underage cousin, what a stach
underaged, flirty teenage girl.
(short for statutory rape)
“hey, check out that stach hanging out in front of the movie theater.”
a little bit shorter word that means “stomach”
don’t go out on empty stach. ok, i will do
s-x on the beach. sand in places i didn’t know existed, until that night.
dude i have sand in places i didn’t know existed til that night of stach.
the practice of eating pistachios
i picked up a pound on monday and i’ve been staching ever since.

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