Stack Slap
the act of slapping someone on the cheek with a stack of bills totaling $1000 or more. used on someone who is requesting a loan, talking sh-t about your financial status or being nosy about your financial status. indications are stinging pain, embarr-ssment and visible marks, usually in the form of light red welts.
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“i got paid today, cashed my check, came home to relax and was immediately -ssaulted by demands from my wife for a new this, a better that. thats when i finally decided to show that ho who bring home the bacon. i pulled out my wallet, withdrew the cheddar and gave the b-tch the stack slap of a life time. now she is happy with the salvation army bras/tampons.”
“i gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. what did the b-m want to buy? an arctic circle hamburger.”
“i stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. yea, i’m loaded b-tches.”
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