Stadistics


s-d-stic statistics. statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. the person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.
person 1: my brother just bought himself a motorbike. i’m a little worried about him to be honest.

person 2: did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

person 1: why the h-ll would you tell me that?! i’ve had enough of your stadistics!

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