Staff Blog Lozers
individuals under the impression that the internet community has an actual interest in their inner workings. where they ramble on about how f-cked up their life is, hoping readers will reach round and pick some sh-t out of their colon so as to give it to the author.
topics covered are often cl-ssed in the category of: “reasons to break up with someone”, “maybe it is time to slit your wrists” and “actually my goldfish leads a more exciting life every 3 seconds”.
staff blog lozers: woe is me, i woke up, got dressed, did a sh-t, then went to school, learned to drive, met a boy who doesn’t let me sleep, apparently pwned the sh-t out of a n00b but all i really did was show i can outshout a 12 year old, and now i talks about the girl i love, so much you’ll want to vomit.
dipsh-t reader: zoh my god u r awesomecakes! i want to have you children, be your child or be the child you touch when everyone else in the family goes to sleep.
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