Staff meet
verb: to staff meet
1. to be trapped in a meeting by one’s boss. this meeting involves the boss wearing dresses and talking to you without crossing her legs. it usually takes place at the top of the stairs in front of a mirror while the employees are trying to escape the visual.
2. a type of punishment for being a good employee. usually accompanied by a cheap bottle of sweet rosé.
boss: “gather around me girls! let’s staff meet!”
girl 1: “jesus lord. not again!”
girl 2: “she’s scratching her crotch too” 🙁
girl 3: -walks in- “what’s going on?”
girl 2: we were just staff met.
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