Staff of Kings
a sacreligious yet amusing s-x act, performed by a man slapping his partner on the face with his p-n-s while reciting p-ssages from the king james bible.
“heh heh, good thing i found that spare bible. i haven’t given jessica a staff of kings in a while!”
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