stafford, va
a town in virginia known for its lack of attractions, and horrible traffic. best known tho for sucking the life out of the residents that have lived there all their life! you either escape it’s grasp and do great things, or you are stuck there your whole life paying overpriced rent or mortgage payments for inadequate sp-ce. to outsiders, it is mostly recognized now for it’s proximity to quantico marine base, and washington dc, which means most of its current population are transplants! they can continue building stores, but no entertainment for any age group! only two things to do here, bonfires and backwoods parties starting in middle school, or go to woodbridge or fredericksburg. there is no in between!
what did you like to do when you were growing up? well, i’m from stafford, so i basically only know how to play quarters from hs parties.
welcome to stafford, va! which form of government money will be paying your rent, bah or welfare?!
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