staffortude
the display of opinionated beliefs from a staffordian which are fuelled by the attributes of parochial arrogance blended with pig-headed ignorance (i.e. someone from “stafford” projecting an “att-tude” = “staffortude”). people with a “staffortude” can’t be told any different. mainly because they’ve never left stafford.
john: “i heard there has been evidence of poor care at your local hospital?”
cheryl (hyperventilating) : “yeah, well it’s all lies and there’s been a cover up which you don’t know about, ‘cuz you’re not from stafford. it was a data error, and all those people didn’t die and now kids can’t be born in stafford anymore. and i was born in stafford! and julie bailey closed the hospical down, and my nan died there and they were brilliant …”
john: “alright, alright. calm down with the f-cking staffortude.”
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