stage 5 cancer
the thing you get when feminists speak, or when you hear something that so deeply disgusts you about the human race.
see i don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
-overhears- “males make more than females for the same job! this is why we needed a women’s march. so empowering. go v-g-n-s am i right?”
“this is giving me cancer. i have just been diagnosed with stage 5 cancer. kill me now please.”
“n-body understands me. maybe i should just post on instagram about cutting myself . green day saved my life.. i don’t know what i would have done without them…”
“you just gave me stage 5 terminal death cancer. you realized the world sucks so join the club and stop being emo . now i can’t even live because i have stage five cancer and i’m dead. thanks.”
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