Stage Diving


the act of jumping on stage at a ripper bar, with a five dollar bill in your mouth. (at one time, two dollar coins were acceptable. could even be performed with a stack of nickels.) the stripper proceeds to remove the bill from you mouth with her lips, cleavage, -ss, or p-ssy.
give me a fiver so i can jump on stage. that girl is hot!

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