Staggering Pirate
a s-xual act, in which, the male is having s-x with the female doggy-style and pretends to c-m. when the female turns back to inspect the male shoots his -j-c-l-t- into her eye, then kicks her in the shin. the male then proceeds to run as he is chased by the female aka the staggering pirate.
dude whats up with your chick’s eye?” “oh she is just recovering from that staggering pirate i gave her last week.
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