Stagmerta
akin to the mafia code of silence, but specific to the stag do. this is the standard cop-out clause that means you don’t have to admit to getting your kn-b polished by a stripper (unless you’re unlucky enough to be bryan mcfadden, of course). also extends to any other aspect of the trip that could cause embar-ssment to any partic-p-nt.
“who shat their bed? i couldn’t possibly comment as i am bound by stagmerta never to speak of that weekend to outsiders.”
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