Staircase Surprise
when you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.
guy 1 : i just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! what do i do? i can’t afford to have a kid!
guy 2 : sounds like it’s time to give her a staircase surprise!
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