Stalactite
during excretion, the individual squats over their s-xual partner. before the log breaks off, the aforementioned partner below places their mouth on the poo and begins to suck upward in popsicle-like fashion. the result, a t-rd dripping downward representing a stalact-te from the cavernous sphincter above.
the man promised her ice cream, but the stalact-te she was sucking on was like no other fudgesicle before.
a wad of toilet paper, sh-t, and -ss hair that hangs around the outside of your cr-p cavern. they sometimes cause pain during removal. can also get in the way if you’re trying to stick something up there.
i pulled out some of my b-tt hair trying to remove the stalact-tes i’ve acc-mulated.
a sperm icicle
“last night i hung a giant stalact-te from the roof of my girlfriend’s mouth.”
a shin buster. what you might trip on while spelunking.
“millions of stalact-tes incising my knees !!”
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