Stalactshit


a p–p hanging from the toilet seat. suspended over the toilet water. it is a mythical formation; only seen once in the wild. no one knows how it is created and no one dares to ask.
lane: are you p–ping or puking?

i don’t know yet.
oh sh-t! he made a stalactsh-t!
may g-d save us all.

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