Stalagtight
during a bowel evacuation: a supremely thick pole of excreture which has been stuck at its widest point for some seconds. only a supreme effort of purpleface or a sudden shock will dislodge it. the fully-evacuated article rarely gets flushed away the first time and requires prodding or breaking up with a toothbrush.
the opposite of a stalagmight, which is an evacuation article which has not yet reached the sphincter, but is threatening by already having begun to distend the abdomen.
i gave birth to a stalagtight this morning – i’m off out to buy you a new toothbrush.
a female subset of sensible women who are absolutely lovely. their only problem from a male standpoint is the amount of time they spend getting ready for s-xual intercourse. this phrase is commonly used by young and desperate self pleasuring teens.
– y’alirght ben? i heard you and jenny were getting things started last night! tell me about it.
-not so good man, she’s a bit stalagtight.
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