stalkable
a man or woman, who is hot, s-xy, and often has random people following him or her around or hiding in their bushes.
i’m going to ask andrew out because he is totally stalkable.
most celebrities are dubbed as stalkable.
someone s-xy or interesting that looks good enough for you to follow and take creepy pictures of
“he’s so stalkable i could just rub him in chicken grease and follow his greasy scent everywhere.”
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