Stalkcation
noun; a long distance stalking vacation timed around the location of a former lover, celebrity crush, or relationship undefined worthy of creeping on.
verb; the act of stalking on vacation where the purpose of the vacation is the act of stalking.
i peeped her insta and she all up in the 4seasons. so i banged out some pto for a stalkcation and
dayum! seeing that -ss real time is legit! when i get home, i can’t wait to make a pillow case out of her pool towel.
me: what you doing this weekend dude? more excel data inputting?
tom: nahh man. i’ll be stalkcationing your sister.
me: which one?
tom: the one that the beans and rice didn’t miss her.
me: dude, she got glandular problems.
Read Also:
- bootay tooch
when you get dat 1 grasp and u know u want it, often leads to some dank intercourse. last night i got a bootay tooch and i knew i needed to tap dat homie i would bootay tooch her if i could if u know what i mean( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
- eric henry
(adj) a stupid dumb -ss who only cares about the booty. stop being an eric henry! it’s rude!
- beacom
a tall and skinny chach who thinks he’s much bigger than he is. chach man that beacom thinks he could kick my -ss. if i sat on him i’d break his ribs. dude i’m seven inches shorter than that beacom, yet thirty pounds more.
- Metro rash
stains on clothing obtained by using public transportation or walking in public. bob: jane, did you realize you had a huge stain on your sleeve? jane: no! this jacket is brand new. ahh! it must be from me leaning on the metro this morning. bob: looks like a bad case of metro rash.
- fienna
a f-cken sh-tface you’re such a fienna…