Stalker Shopper
a person that “hangs out” in retail establishments looking for random people to talk to about their beliefs or opinions. topics can range from religious beliefs to the dangers of certain nutrients in their diet.
i have turned into a stalker shopper magnet. i can’t go any where without a random person walking up to me and talking about some bizarre topic that i don’t even care about.
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