stalkerwalker
one who attempts to ‘walk you home’ after unsuccessfully tryna holler, in the hopes that you will accede on the front steps of your house instead of an embarr-ssingly public place. also see: creepster
girl 1: john tried to walk me home last night, even though i wasn’t having any of it at the bar.
girl 2: what a stalkerwalker!
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