stalling
the act of stalling like a car
“shuts off”. a person who is slow and lagging; wasting time.
person 1 : oh my god, quit stalling!
person 2 : hold on.. (continues trying on different shoes)
person 1 : …..we are so late.
going into bathroom stalls, locking them, and climbing over them, leaving them locked from the inside.
“hey lets go stalling”
when one has nothing to say on the phone and makes stuff up. usually when neither person wants to hang up and has nothing to say.
mer: sooo…
rox: yeah
mer: totally
rox: totally tubular
mer: so tubular its almost cylindrical
rox: hahaha
mer: gah i hate stalling
rox: hahaha me too
when a person is embarr-ssed by taking a dump in a public restroom and hides in the stall until everyone else leaves the bathroom.
did you notice that doug finished taking a nasty cr-p in the bathroom and was stalling until we left?
ed kicked the outside of the stall door in a panic, “jim, come out! i really got to poo! everyone knows you just took a nasty one, why are you stalling?”
when you are walking and someone in front of you is walking at a slower pace, but you can’t p-ss them. so you’re stuck behind them almost walking backwards.
i was stuck walking behind a slow walker. i could not p-ss her, people were blocking my way. i couldn’t move forward, i was stalling.
a pretty awesome yet somehow strange way to put a refriarator into motion
whoa look at that stallings go!
a stalling is performed in the following sequence…
1. watch you boss or equivalent -sshole walk in for his daily sh-t (may take a few days of surveillance work).
2. wait two minutes (see surveillance)
3. slowly open the restroom door and “off” the lights.
4. quickly, kick in the stall door and proceed to throw three to four right-hooks to the sob’s jaw.
5. continue the -ssault until the -ssailant is on the floor.
6. wash your hands and leave…do not turn on the lights.
he not know what or who hit him.
you will emotionally scar him/her at that most precious of private times…forever removing the ability to ever use a public facility again.
further, your victim lives with the humiliation of waking up covered in his own p-ss and sh-t.
i can’t believe that that f-ck only gave me a 5% raise. the day i quit, he’s getting a stalling.
jesus…you look and smell like sh-t….do you just get stalled?
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