Stand and Serve
whilst standing at the stove cooking some bacon for a hearty breakfast one “serves,” i.e. -j-c-l-t-s in their lady’s mouth, who has been on her knees providing oral stimulation. usually performed by weightlifting types who want all the bacon for themselves and force their lady to have s-m-n for breakfast.
1) i gave my girlfriend the stand and serve this morning before she went to work. she had to get another shower because she was covered in bacon grease and my s-m-n.
2) lady: can’t you cook something besides bacon while you stand and serve me?
man: no sl-t! i need that protein for my squat tonight!
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