stand-in boyfriend
noun
a male who is used by a female to temporarily fill the position of “boyfriend” until a legitimate relationship opportunity presents itself.
the stand-in bf is kept around for the amus-m-nt and satisfaction of the female, and so she doesn’t get lonely.
the female will often spew phrases such as “i love you” and “i love my boyfriend”, though it is and always was her intent to drop said male for one who is actually attractive.
see also: stand-in girlfriend
dude 1: check out that loser hanging around that dime piece. she’s way out of his league!
dude 2: yea he’s definitely a stand-in boyfriend, i’m gonna go talk to her.
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